Now that NFL players know it only costs $25,000 to throw some haymakers to side of that asshole Finnegan’s face, I wonder how many other dudes are going to whip his fucking ass. I see a trend forming… and I like it!

On Sunday, the Houston Texan’s star wide out, Andre Johnson, decided he had enough of Tennessee Titan’s defensive back, Cortland Finnegan’s, gutless cheap shots. After some shoves to the face, the two went at with helmets off, and none of this weak ass slapping shit either. Johnson drilled that bitch hard, definitely getting his money worth.

And I fucking loved it. Who didn’t? It was like watching the villain finally get his ass beat at the end of a movie.

Mike Ditka said Johnson should be “applauded” for beating down a “cheap shot” artist on ESPN2′s Mike and Mike show Monday morning. “Where does it say if a snake bites you, you can’t step on a snake?” asked Ditka.

Finnegan is the cheapest, dirtiest, piece of shit corner back in the league. He deserved to be clocked like that. It’s been a long time coming. No one deserves a beat down more than him. Not to mention, he stole Pauly D’s haircut!

“This is not hockey this is the NFL. It’s crazy to me to see people condoning this like I got what I deserved. ” Finnegan said.

Dude, are you kidding me? Of course you deserved it, you fucking bitch and you’re lucky it’s not hockey or else you would’ve had a broken jaw by now.

In 2008, ESPN had an article that polled NFL players and coaches on who were the dirtiest players in the league. No surprise there, Finnegan ranked sixth on that list.

He has said since then that he aspires to be named the dirtiest player in the NFL, according to ProFootballTalk. Well, I think you made it to the top, you prick.

This is not the first time this asshole has done something like this either. In October, he hit Denver offensive lineman, Chris Kuper, after Kuper’s helmet came off. He was fined $10,000 for that.

In September, Finnegan was fined $5,000 for throwing Giants wide receiver Steve Smith to the ground by his helmet and was fined $5,000 the week before for fighting with Pittsburgh’s, Hines Ward. Although, Ward is a dirty bitch too, so whatever.

Almost a year ago, Finnegan punched Texans, Steve Slaton, in the face after he just scored a touchdown when his helmet had fallen off in the process.

Are we starting to see a pattern with this jackass? I’m just glad someone finally stepped up and cracked this dude in the head. Shit, if I had $25,000 to throw around, I’d upper cut this fucker too.

I bet Jeff Fisher is somewhere thinking damn, only $25,000? I can’t wait to smack that immature little bitch Vince Young when I see him.

Johnson should be thanked by every member in the NFL and fans all over America. He set the precedent that if you tool up some asshole that deserves it, you will only be fined with a slap on the wrist. And for that, I applaud him. Thank you, Andre Johnson. Thank you.

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