about 10 months ago - No comments
After losing 2-0 to the United States in their opening match of the 2011 Women’s World Cup, North Korean head coach Kim Kwang Min blamed the loss on… lightning. Yes, this dude claims that fucking lightning struck his players, and that’s why they lost. No, not because the U.S. is just a better team. But,
about 11 months ago - 1 comment
Tracy Chandler is the mascot for the Doncaster Rovers soccer team. For four years now, she has shown up to matches as Donny Dog and volunteered for charity events around the UK. Just recently, Chandler decided to take off the dog costume and show off her smoking hot 40-year-old body for a men’s magazine to
about 11 months ago - No comments
How about them apples? During a penalty kick between two lower level Italian soccer clubs, Termeno and Dro, a Termeno players blasts one off the crossbar and the Dro goalie celebrates like he just won the fucking World Cup. Game over, right? WRONG. The soccer ball takes some weird ass bounce and eventually rolls right
about 12 months ago - No comments
Sweet header, dude. Now, here’s a slide tackle to your fucking nose. During the Hong Kong FA Cup, A South China player scores a sick goal against Sun Hei. After the goal, his brilliant teammate comes sliding in to celebrate like a fucking idiot and kicks him right in the face, breaking his nose. Maybe
about 1 year ago - No comments
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying! These scum bags have that shit figured out. In an Arkansas high school soccer game between Bryant and Conway, Bryant uses a creative misdirection play to mind fuck the other team. Two Bryant players run right into each other and the third Bryant player passes the ball to
about 1 year ago - No comments
In a game between two Swiss youth soccer clubs, FC Baar and FC Sempach, Joonas Jokinen gets a penalty kick for Baar and decides he’s going to turn into fucking Guile from Street Fighter and do a goddamn Flash Kick backflip. Too bad Ryu wasn’t in net. Then he could have countered with a hadouken.
about 1 year ago - 3 comments
No one knows the name of this nine-year-old kid, but this video of him showing off his fancy footwork has already gone viral. The public has identified him as the “Japanese Messi” and rightfully so. The kid is fucking sick. Whoever this stud is, he has already attracted the attention of the youth coach for