High School Soccer Team Uses Trick Play To Score Goal
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying! These scum bags have that shit figured out.
In an Arkansas high school soccer game between Bryant and Conway, Bryant uses a creative misdirection play to mind fuck the other team. Two Bryant players run right into each other and the third Bryant player passes the ball to a streaking teammate for a tap-in goal. Meanwhile, the Conway team is stuck wondering what the fuck just happened.
Im pretty sure this is how riots get started. So where were the kicks to the face? Where were the flares and tear gas? Why couldn’t this be in Europe? I need answers!
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