Jim Tressel Saved The Sports World This Weekend By Resigning
Man, sports were brutal this weekend. What the hell was I suppose to watch when I was getting wasted?
There was no NBA or NHL playoff action, just a bunch of boring ass baseball and an Indy car race that’s only exciting when someone crashes. Fuck that. What was I suppose to talk about at the BBQ?
Then, by some sort of sports miracle, my prayers were answered when Jim Tressel decided to step down as Head Coach at Ohio State.
“After meeting with university officials, we agreed that it is in the best interest of Ohio State that I resign as head football coach. The appreciation that (wife) Ellen and I have for the Buckeye Nation is immeasurable.”
Awesome. Tressel single-handily saved the weekend. He gave the media and every sports fan across the nation something to finally talk about.
So thank you, Jim Tressel, for being a cheating asshole, lying about it, getting caught, and then resigning. I appreciate it. Without you, my weekend may have been ruined.
For the full list of shit Jim Tressel has been accused of, read this article by George Dohrmann from Sports Illustrated HERE.
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