Joakim Noah Calls The Heat ‘Hollywood As Hell’
After the Chicago Bulls got bounced, 83-80, by the Miami Heat last night, Joakim Noah decided to give the Big Three one last jab, calling them “Hollywood as Hell.”
That’s crazy. What do you mean the Heat are Hollywood? It’s not like they are hanging out with celebrities and shit like that. They dont’ have rappers texting them inspirational bullshit before games, right?
Wait a minute…
“I always let him know that it’s his night,” Drake told Yahoo! Sports. “Let’s get it, let’s go out there with a clear mind and forget all the other stuff going on and just stay focused on the task. That ring. Tonight, I told him it was his night. And it was his night tonight.”
Shit! Ok, so LeBron James has a bromance with Drake. That doesn’t make them completely Hollywood. You still have to be an actor to be considered Hollywood. No one on the Heat is an actor, right?
Fuck! Maybe Noah has a point. Because LeBron could have won an Oscar the way he sold that foul on Derrick Rose last night. Maybe they are Hollywood as Hell.
The Heat now play the Dallas Mavericks with the NBA Championship on the line. Game 1 is Tuesday night.
Ready. Set. Action.
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