Gilbert Arenas Uses Twitter To Put His Blind Date On Blast
This is when keeping it real goes wrong. He threw this bitch under the bus.
Orlando Magic guard, Gilbert Arenas, went on a blind date with some chick last night and decided to keep his fans updated with his date via his Twitter account.
Ummm yeah, that sounds like a brilliant idea! I’m sure you wont get fined again. Especially when you spend the entire date talking shit on her.
Check out some of the shit he said.
Unfortunately, for the poor chick, the date went awful and now the whole world knows about it. But, lucky for us, his tweets were fucking hilarious.
He went hard on that chick. He even took a twitpic of her fucking dress. That man is cold blooded!
And who would’ve guessed… The NBA has already fined his ass for it.
So what did Arenas do when he found out he was being fined? You guessed it.. he went to Twitter.
“yesthe nba has fined me….for being to awesome..so i can give you the shoes for FREE but gotta charge you for the jokes… i cant believe i got fined..how do i explain this to the lady at the bank…this is gonna take another 40mins… or i could just write a check and if theres a lockout just cancel the check it and maybe they will forget…..i think that will work..”
Keep it real, Gilbert. Keep it real.
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