I Doubt You Are Qualified To Be The Stockton Thunders Mascot
Man, isn’t this economy a bitch? It’s tough finding a job these days. Even being a mascot for the Stockton Thunder has some demanding qualifications.
For starters, whoever Thor is, they better be in fucking shape:
The Stockton Thunder ECHL Hockey team is looking for a unique individual to assume the role of the Stockton Thunder mascot, Thor at all home games and off-site appearances. The job pays hourly. The successful candidate should have one or more of the following attributes:
• Lettered in a high school sport
• Have dance, gymnastic or acting experience and/or training.
• Have costume performance experience
• Must be able to lift approximately 50 lbs.
• Must be able to work in a costume and be able to perform in hot and humid conditions.
• Good physical condition (athletic).
• Must be able to work in a costume.
• Must have reliable transportation as well as a valid driver’s license.
So, if you are an ex high school jock, that likes dancing in humid conditions, can perform in a costume, has previous costume experience, can drive your ass to work, is fit, like really super athletic fit, then, this minimum wage job is for you! Apply here and become the future Thor today.
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