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North Korean Coach Blames Loss On Being Struck By Lightning
about 10 months ago - No comments
After losing 2-0 to the United States in their opening match of the 2011 Women’s World Cup, North Korean head coach Kim Kwang Min blamed the loss on… lightning. Yes, this dude claims that fucking lightning struck his players, and that’s why they lost. No, not because the U.S. is just a better team. But,
USA Men’s Soccer Team Advances To Gold Cup Final On This Goal
about 11 months ago - No comments
Goooooaaaaaaal! Man, I love saying that. That sweet ass goal scored by Clint Dempsey from Landon Donovan and Freddy Adu gave the USA Men’s National Team a 1-0 victory over Panama, advancing them to the Gold Cup Finals versus Mexico, this Saturday at the Rose Bowl. Bring it on bitches. USA. USA. USA. Related Posts:Watch
Soccer Mascot Gets Fired, Then Rehired Over Sexy Photos
about 11 months ago - 1 comment
Tracy Chandler is the mascot for the Doncaster Rovers soccer team. For four years now, she has shown up to matches as Donny Dog and volunteered for charity events around the UK. Just recently, Chandler decided to take off the dog costume and show off her smoking hot 40-year-old body for a men’s magazine to
Video: Raffi Torres Scores The Game-Winner With 18 Seconds Left
about 11 months ago - No comments
Tim Thomas and Roberto Luongo brought their ‘A’ game to Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Both goalies played unreal, combining for 69 saves in their Finals debut. But with 18 seconds left in the third, Raffi Torres broke the tie for Vancouver thanks to a sweet pass from Jannik Hansen to steal Game
Video: Kevin Bieksa Ends Sharks On A Shit Goal In Double Overtime
about 12 months ago - No comments
Come on, that’s how the Canucks ended the Sharks season? With a fucking fluke goal in double overtime? Not that I give a poop about either team, but that’s just a shitty way to lose. Alexander Edler goes to dump the puck around the glass. The puck hits a stanchion and nobody has a fucking
Soccer Player Celebrates Goal By Kicking Teammate In The Face
about 12 months ago - No comments
Sweet header, dude. Now, here’s a slide tackle to your fucking nose. During the Hong Kong FA Cup, A South China player scores a sick goal against Sun Hei. After the goal, his brilliant teammate comes sliding in to celebrate like a fucking idiot and kicks him right in the face, breaking his nose. Maybe
High School Soccer Team Uses Trick Play To Score Goal
about 1 year ago - No comments
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying! These scum bags have that shit figured out. In an Arkansas high school soccer game between Bryant and Conway, Bryant uses a creative misdirection play to mind fuck the other team. Two Bryant players run right into each other and the third Bryant player passes the ball to
The Next Level: Airplane Banner Style Shit Talking
about 1 year ago - No comments
What do you do when your rival team is in the middle of the worst embarrassment of their 130 year history? Well, you make a fucking airplane banner to fly over their stadium. That’s what you do. Preston North End is already guaranteed to be dropping from the second-tier Championship, moving further towards the bottom
Video: Jackie Chan Flying Kick Gets Kazakh Soccer Player Banned For Life
about 1 year ago - 1 comment
When the fuck did Liu Kang start playing soccer? Sweet Jesus, that was some Mortal Kombat shit right there. Was that his finishing move? I hope so. This video shows Kairat’s, Armand Masimzhanov, flying through air to deliver a sweet kick to the spine of a Lokomotiv player at the end of their match. That
Video: Watch This Crazy Swiss Dude Do A Backflip On A Penalty Kick
about 1 year ago - No comments
In a game between two Swiss youth soccer clubs, FC Baar and FC Sempach, Joonas Jokinen gets a penalty kick for Baar and decides he’s going to turn into fucking Guile from Street Fighter and do a goddamn Flash Kick backflip. Too bad Ryu wasn’t in net. Then he could have countered with a hadouken.
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