Mike Montembeau
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Tony Parker Is Enjoying The NBA Lockout By Riding Jetpacks
Tony Parker sure knows how to spend his time and money during the NBA lockout. Right now the San Antonio Spur is in St. Tropez riding fucking jetpacks for a cool $5,000 a pop. No big deal for a dude worth millions, I guess. Lucky bastard, rich people have all the fun. More >
This Little Kid Just Destroys ‘Thriller’ At A Mariners Game
Someone get this dude on ‘America’s Best Dance Crew” He’s amazing. Where the fuck is A.C. Slater when you need him?
I for one, will never get tired of seeing someone absolutely kill it dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.”
And this little kid could be the best i’ve seen so far. He More >
Who Wants To See An NHL Referee Teleport?
This is from the 2009 Western Conference Finals between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Detroit Red Wings. So, I know this is an old video, but for some reason it’s just now making its rounds through YouTube.
Pay attention to the 0:07 mark and explain that shit. The linesman pops More >
Roy Williams Proposed, Got Rejected, Sued To Get Ring Back
Poor Roy Williams. He’s not very good at football, and he’s not very good at proposing, either. Or handling rejection for that matter.
Back in February, the Dallas Cowboy proposed to his then girlfriend, Brooke Daniels. He bought Miss Texas a $76,000 ring and thought it be a good idea to send More >
Watch A Drunk Brewers Fan Eat Shit, Then Piss Himself
I remember my first beer. And clearly, this kid wont.
Dear Lord this dude is messed up! He stumbles his drunk ass down some stairs at Miller Park right into a major league faceplant. Awesome.
When this Brewers fan finally gets back up from smashing his face on concrete, he waddles down More >
Dwight Howard & Gilbert Arenas Post Pictures Of Them Planking
If you have no idea what the fuck planking is, you are not alone.
I just recently found out about planking, myself. Apparently it’s when you lay completely flat on some odd surface and take a picture of it.
And apparently Dwight Howard and Gilbert Arenas are into this weird shit, because they posted More >
I Doubt You Are Qualified To Be The Stockton Thunders Mascot
Man, isn’t this economy a bitch? It’s tough finding a job these days. Even being a mascot for the Stockton Thunder has some demanding qualifications.
For starters, whoever Thor is, they better be in fucking shape:
The Stockton Thunder ECHL Hockey team is looking for a unique individual to assume the role More >
