Soccer
North Korean Coach Blames Loss On Being Struck By Lightning
After losing 2-0 to the United States in their opening match of the 2011 Women’s World Cup, North Korean head coach Kim Kwang Min blamed the loss on… lightning.
Yes, this dude claims that fucking lightning struck his players, and that’s why they lost. No, not because the U.S. is More >
USA Men’s Soccer Team Advances To Gold Cup Final On This Goal
Goooooaaaaaaal! Man, I love saying that.
That sweet ass goal scored by Clint Dempsey from Landon Donovan and Freddy Adu gave the USA Men’s National Team a 1-0 victory over Panama, advancing them to the Gold Cup Finals versus Mexico, this Saturday at the Rose Bowl.
Bring it on bitches. USA. USA. More >
Soccer Mascot Gets Fired, Then Rehired Over Sexy Photos
Tracy Chandler is the mascot for the Doncaster Rovers soccer team. For four years now, she has shown up to matches as Donny Dog and volunteered for charity events around the UK.
Just recently, Chandler decided to take off the dog costume and show off her smoking hot 40-year-old body for More >
Soccer Player Celebrates Goal By Kicking Teammate In The Face
Sweet header, dude. Now, here’s a slide tackle to your fucking nose.
During the Hong Kong FA Cup, A South China player scores a sick goal against Sun Hei. After the goal, his brilliant teammate comes sliding in to celebrate like a fucking idiot and kicks him right in the More >
High School Soccer Team Uses Trick Play To Score Goal
If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying! These scum bags have that shit figured out.
In an Arkansas high school soccer game between Bryant and Conway, Bryant uses a creative misdirection play to mind fuck the other team. Two Bryant players run right into each other and the third Bryant player More >
The Next Level: Airplane Banner Style Shit Talking
What do you do when your rival team is in the middle of the worst embarrassment of their 130 year history?
Well, you make a fucking airplane banner to fly over their stadium. That’s what you do.
Preston North End is already guaranteed to be dropping from the second-tier Championship, moving further towards More >

