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		<title>Kevin Durant Hides His Tattoos Very Well</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/kevin-durant-hides-his-tattoos-very-wel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 23:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ink]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Durant]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until now, when The Basketball Jones posted this picture of Kevin Durant sporting all that ink, I had no idea this dude was that tatted up&#8230; and that he had an innie belly button. Based on the strategic placement of his tats, I believe that when he has his jersey on, he&#8217;s wants to show]]></description>
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		<title>Is The Tour De France Always This Awesome?</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/is-the-tour-de-france-always-this-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 22:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alberto Contador]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like I said before, unless there is a car crashing into some dude, or in this case, some guy punching another guy dressed up as a doctor, I never watch this shit. But, now i&#8217;m wondering&#8230; is the Tour de France always this awesome? If I knew I could see car crashes AND dudes on]]></description>
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		<title>Arian Foster Is The First To Sign The New CBA</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/arian-foster-is-the-first-to-sign-the-new-cba/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/arian-foster-is-the-first-to-sign-the-new-cba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arian Foster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Collective Bargaining Agreement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Houston Texans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lockout]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What the fuck is taking so long? This new collective bargaining agreement isn&#8217;t even that long. I mean, It&#8217;s one page with a bunch of scribbles. I can read that shit in like&#8230;30-to-40 minutes. Figure it out NFL! Arian Foster already has. Hopefully more players will soon follow. Related Posts: Roger Goodell Gets Booed At]]></description>
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		<title>A Fan Almost Fell From The Stands At The Home Run Derby</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-fan-almost-fell-from-the-stands-at-the-home-run-derby/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-fan-almost-fell-from-the-stands-at-the-home-run-derby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chase Field]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fan Almost Falls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Home Run Derby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith Carmickle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shannon Stone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With the tragic death of Shannon Stone, the man who fell over the guard rail and died as a result of his injuries at the Rangers ballpark Thursday, still etched into our brains, you would think baseball fans would be a little bit smarter when it comes to chasing baseballs. Unless you&#8217;re Keith Carmickle. This]]></description>
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		<title>A Baseball Umpire Gets Drilled In The Nuts By A Foul Ball</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-baseball-umpire-gets-drilled-in-nuts-by-a-foul-ball/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-baseball-umpire-gets-drilled-in-nuts-by-a-foul-ball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago Cubs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Foul Ball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Groin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Hirschbeck]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[During yesterdays Pirates vs. Cubs game in Pittsburgh, umpire John Hirschbeck took a foul ball right to the love sac and dropped to the ground like a ton of bricks. I guess that&#8217;s what happens when you call too many balls&#8230; you get nailed in yours. Related Posts: Red Sox Fan Catches A Ball In]]></description>
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		<title>Adam &#8216;Pacman&#8217; Jones Has Possibly The Best Mug Shot Ever</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/adam-pacman-jones-has-possibly-the-best-mug-shot-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/adam-pacman-jones-has-possibly-the-best-mug-shot-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adam Jones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Surprise, surprise. Pacman Jones was arrested again. This time for being hammered and disruptive at a bar in Cincinnati, and then refusing to leave. Here are some of the details from this dumbasses arrest Sunday morning: &#8220;Police responded to 639 Walnut St. for a report of a fight while working a detail at the location.]]></description>
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		<title>A French TV Car Crashed Into Two Dudes During The Tour De France</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-french-tv-car-crashed-into-two-dudes-during-the-tour-de-france/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/a-french-tv-car-crashed-into-two-dudes-during-the-tour-de-france/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[French TV Car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Johnny Hoogerland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juan Antonio Flecha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stage 9]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that no one really gives a shit about the Tour de France. But, when a French TV car swerves right into Juan Antonio Flecha (Sky), and Johnny Hoogerland (Vacansoleil-DCM) during Stage 9 of the Tour de France, and then they both eat shit, I&#8217;m all about it. Who doesn&#8217;t love seeing people on]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Parker Is Enjoying The NBA Lockout By Riding Jetpacks</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/tony-parker-is-enjoying-the-nba-lockout-by-riding-jetpacks/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/tony-parker-is-enjoying-the-nba-lockout-by-riding-jetpacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 22:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jetpack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lockout]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Parker sure knows how to spend his time and money during the NBA lockout. Right now the San Antonio Spur is in St. Tropez riding fucking jetpacks for a cool $5,000 a pop. No big deal for a dude worth millions, I guess. Lucky bastard, rich people have all the fun. Related Posts: Who]]></description>
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		<title>This Little Kid Just Destroys &#8216;Thriller&#8217; At A Mariners Game</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/this-little-kid-just-destroys-thriller-at-a-mariners-game/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/this-little-kid-just-destroys-thriller-at-a-mariners-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dnacing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone get this dude on &#8216;America&#8217;s Best Dance Crew&#8221; He&#8217;s amazing. Where the fuck is A.C. Slater when you need him? I for one, will never get tired of seeing someone absolutely kill it dancing to Michael Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Thriller.&#8221; And this little kid could be the best i&#8217;ve seen so far. He owns the jumbotron]]></description>
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		<title>Who Wants To See An NHL Referee Teleport?</title>
		<link>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/who-wants-to-see-an-nhl-referee-teleport/</link>
		<comments>http://shutoutsports.com/2011/07/who-wants-to-see-an-nhl-referee-teleport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Montembeau</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicago Blackhawks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Detroit Red Wings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Linesman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Magic]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Western Conference Finals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is from the 2009 Western Conference Finals between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Detroit Red Wings. So, I know this is an old video, but for some reason it&#8217;s just now making its rounds through YouTube. Pay attention to the 0:07 mark and explain that shit. The linesman pops out of no where like]]></description>
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